Stop Whining and Eat Your Damn Lunch

Poor wittle JT caught a glimpse of a violent video game, and got a tummy ache. Now he’s convinced that these games cause teenagers to partake in “murder and mayhem.” Oh my!

“…we can’t blame them when a young person commits a crime and blames it on something he saw in a movie, or a video game screen, because we allow them to go see that movie, or stick a quarter in that machine.”

You heard right, folks. Until we forcibly prevent people from viewing violent images, we can no longer hold them completely responsible for committing violent crimes.

When I Tell That Bitch Please…In Outer Space!

Buzz Aldrin is joining forces with professional woman-hater Snoop Dogg. Fear not! His goal behind this is perfectly noble.

“…these incredible rappers speak to the new generations and know how to reach them.”

I’m sure the new generations of hos and bitches will appreciate your efforts, Buzz.

A Woman’s Body is Not Her Identity

By now, most web users are probably aware of the latest anti-Muslim schtick happening in France by way of banning Burkas. I have plenty to say about Islamic attire, but I shall save that for a future post.

What I’m annoyed about at the moment is the constant claim, from both conservatives and liberals, that niqab “hides” a woman’s identity. Thoughts? Feelings? Golly gee, who cares about any of that crap? Everyone knows that a woman can only be defined by her face, her hair, her chest, her rear end, etc. Any woman who takes it upon herself to decide whether or not complete strangers can get a good idea about the size, shape, and “beauty” of her various physical attributes may as well just cease to exist.

This is what we call misogyny, folks.