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More Women Playing Video Games

Posted in Entertainment, Gaming, Misogyny, News, People, Women by Wendy Whatsit on July 16, 2009

Paul Nelson wrote an article about the growing number of women who play video games. Being a woman and a gamer myself, I clicked the link to it with much enthusiasm. Said enthusiasm was quickly extinguished by the inevitable genderfail.

“Hughes says most of the girls there get introduced to gaming by their boyfriends, and then become serious gamers themselves.”

As with all gaming articles, the primary focus must be on male gamers. Even the image included with the article is one that is meant to appeal to males rather than the gender that it was allegedly written about: a woman in a skimpy tank top and skin-tight pants, with her legs spread apart ever so slightly. Because, of course, when women play video games they don’t dress for comfort; they dress to appease the male gaze! In the end, it’s not an article about women who enjoy video games, but about women who take up gaming to please the men in their lives.

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Top 5 Non-Violent Video Games

Posted in Entertainment, Gaming, News, Zoo Tycoon by Wendy Whatsit on July 11, 2009

This is one crappy list of video games. Only one of them is for the PC and, as Daniel Wise puts it:

“It is not a ‘game’ per se…”

Then why is it on the list? Are there no decent non-violent video games for the PC? Did Daniel not do his homework? And what exactly counts as a “non-violent” video game?

I ask the latter question, because I recently conducted my own search for an enjoyable, non-violent video game to play on my computer. It was a challenge, but in the end I felt that I succeeded. The game I purchased was Zoo Tycoon: Zookeeper Collection. It doesn’t require me to do anything violent or harmful, and thus it met my requirement of no violence. However, some animals inflict violence on each other depending on which ones you place in your zoo, and how you house them.

Zoo Tycoon 2 might not be a really great video game, but at least it is a video game.

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Gaming With the Power of Your Mind

Posted in Gaming, News, Stuff That Doesn't Completely Suck by Wendy Whatsit on July 7, 2009

“The technology involves the use of a wireless headset, developed by our strategic partner, which detects brainwaves on both the conscious and non-conscious level.”

If this is real, I am both intrigued and terrified. It could be used for some very scary purposes.

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Gaming Used to Help Veterans

Posted in Gaming, News, Stuff That Doesn't Completely Suck by Wendy Whatsit on July 7, 2009

A veteran’s hospital in Houston, Texas is making unconventional use of technology to help its patients.

“A virtual reality program, for example, will allow veterans with substance abuse problems to practice strategies of avoiding alcohol in an imaginary bar, complete with the smell of smoke and beer. Another test will monitor veterans’ brains while they play video games in an effort to gauge their problem-solving abilities.”

The former sounds like it would be useful in rehab centers as well.

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EA Games Releases More Buggy Products

Posted in EA Games, Gaming, News, Spore by Wendy Whatsit on July 5, 2009

“Despite a few graphical glitches, and a relatively steep price tag for an expansion disc (the full “Spore” game is only $10 more), this add-on disc proves to be a clever addendum for fans of the franchise.”

Uh huh. Right.

When you pile crap on top of crap, you know what you get? A bigger pile of crap. That’s what Spore, and its new expansion pack equate to. It’s hard to believe people are actually still playing it.

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Stop Whining and Eat Your Damn Lunch

Posted in Drama Queens, Gaming, News, What Have You Been Smoking? by Wendy Whatsit on July 1, 2009

Poor wittle JT caught a glimpse of a violent video game, and got a tummy ache. Now he’s convinced that these games cause teenagers to partake in “murder and mayhem.” Oh my!

“…we can’t blame them when a young person commits a crime and blames it on something he saw in a movie, or a video game screen, because we allow them to go see that movie, or stick a quarter in that machine.”

You heard right, folks. Until we forcibly prevent people from viewing violent images, we can no longer hold them completely responsible for committing violent crimes.

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Senior Citizen Gamers

Posted in Gaming, News, Stuff That Doesn't Completely Suck by Wendy Whatsit on June 27, 2009

“They’ve put away the shuffle board and the bingo cards and picked up a Wii controller.”

With all the news stories about the negative effects of playing video games, and all the dumb little brats who drop dead from playing World of Warcrap for days at a time, this article is a nice change of pace: a nursing home full of gamers.

“My mom is a different lady ever since this started…She was really fighting it, she didn’t want to stay here. It was hard for her to accept that she was going to be in a nursing home. Ever since we started Wii Bowling, that broke her into the bingo. My mom is probably one of the most active women in the facility!”

Best wishes to her, and all of the other residents.

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MMO for Girls

Posted in Gaming, Stuff That Doesn't Completely Suck, Women by Wendy Whatsit on June 26, 2009

It’s a Korean game called Make a Friend. Characters create their own islands, and have cute little pets. The nature of it seems a bit stereotypical, but I think it’s great that someone out there is at least trying to make a game that doesn’t feel like a boy’s clubhouse where female players are only grudgingly tolerated because their characters have been forced to wear bikini-style plate armor. Moving away from the standard lets collect uber l33t gear and kill stuff model is to be commended as well.

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The Evolution of Video Games

Posted in Gaming, The Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft by Wendy Whatsit on June 24, 2009

Ricardo over at GotGame has written an article about the way video game genres are changing. In it, he lumps The Elder Scrolls in the same category with the steaming pile of crap that is World of Warcraft.

This offends me.

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